I have a strong hunch there’s something more out there, but I also believe that attempting to understand it any clearer would be like actually trying to have sex with Darren Criss: sure, doing so successfully would allow you to see the face of God, but you and I both know it’s never gonna happen.

(Unless you’re a lady, then have at him. And take notes. And pictures. Slut.)

Is anyone in your family a Glee fan?
Yeah, the younger ones, especially, really like Darren. He’s got such a huge following. There’s just crowds of people out by the theater every night. Darren is… Wait till you see this kid! He’ll rock your boat. I’ll tell ya, he’s great.

So you and Darren have been hitting it off?
Oh yeah, he’s a wonderful guy. I met with him a couple of times in L.A. before we came here, which was good for us. He’s a really wonderful young man, he’s got his hands in a lot of creative pots. Every night he finds new things and we discover them together, because we have so many scenes together.